1. It is a very high-scale table-tennis playing machine.
2. U.S.A. threw away its unnecesary junk to make room for its fat people.
3. Romania secretely prepares to attack Russia at 13th october at midnight.
4. The shield is not there anymore. It was stolen by two elementary school children with a screwdriver and a backpack.
5. The shield never existed. It was an illusion induced into our heads by the russian HAARP mind control machine.