While media talks about things of no interest to the people, I managed to gather some real news.
1. Miley Cyrus took part in a naked photo shoot for a famous clothes brand.
2. War pause! Terrorists and anti-terrorists got together at a picnic and played cards and backgammon.
3. Switzerland announced that they are setting the exchange course of its coin at 2€ a franc to further increase the wealth of its millionaires.
Thank you for reading the news!